Friday, November 24, 2006

Mark Twain

Mark Twain, a few gems i found whilst looking for a quote:

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

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